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“Naruto Runners” scouting the parameters of Area 51 caught and detained by guards

The plan is simple, “We will all meet up at the Area 51 Alien Centre tourist attraction and coordinate our entry. If we Naruto run, we can move faster than their bullets. Let’s see them aliens”, the commanders of the raid explains. Continue reading “Naruto Runners” scouting the parameters of Area 51 caught and detained by guards

Joseff GoebbelsJuly 18, 2019Leave a comment

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